2012:
We want twins . We always wanted twins. I have to do something may be eat 2 banana, eat 2 chapati .. everything in multiplication of 2.
Shall we ask doctor if it’s possible somehow ?
I read somewhere women who conceive after certain age are most likely to have twins. Shall we postpone ?
Oh , How I wish I have twins! Let’s check out cloning?
Me : Why can’t you teach your swimmers to join hands and end up in a draw ! .. I really really wanna have twins..
But Alas , Life is not a freaking wish granting factory!
Doc , Are you sure .. look closely ..their might be another egg and sperm trying out ?
My sister has twins
Am so happy , at least someone has twins…she is so lucky!
My sister comes home with her year old twins named L and K
L sleeps at 2000 , K at 2300. L wakes up at 600 and K at 1000. Each child takes turn to wake up every 2 hours.
L likes cerelac for breakfast , K likes his meal less mushy. Two breakfasts.
L is playing with red car. K wants the very same red car at the very same moment. One screams , other is crazily happy seeing bro scream!
L pees , then K pees and then L poos and then K poos. And then L needs to pee again. And then it is bath time , one after another.
K is playing with his favorite toy when L wants mommy. Then contagiously K also wants mommy. Mommy wants to pee but who cares!
After 2 days , sister goes back with her twins.
Me , husband finally : Yay ! We do not have twins!
“Bach gaye”!