Then

Me: Sweetie, am feeling really hot…Uff!
Sweetie aka husband: Why don’t you take off…….
And rest of the night spent in exercising and feeling hotter ūüėČ

Now

Me: Sweetie, am feeling really hot… Uff!
Sweetie aka husband: What is it set to ..? I told you to set it to 19 (irritatingly) give me the remote.
And rest of the night spent in adjusting AC setting.

True story.

Just when I decided to quit eating sweet , Universe noticed Aha.

And my dear neighbor decided to learn to bake cakes !

Two. Chocolate and Pineapple.

With frosting. Pink !

Pineapple is my favorite !

True Story.

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Universe : Victory! 

 

Coming back to work , after a heavy lunch at a fine-dine restaurant , on a Friday  , sponsored by the office , I learned a great deal about human anatomy.

When stomach is full up to the brim  , brain stops functioning.

Mind is in trance and human body is capable of sleep walker-talker-worker.

Would you say Zombie – Stage 1 ??

Son , THAT is not what I meant.

Location : Assam Рmountain , rain ,  waterfall.

Me : Adi , Look that is waterfall .. see how water is falling down ..waterfall.

Location : Tamini Ghat , again ‚Äď mountain , rain , ¬†waterfall.

Me : Adi , yaad hai  (Remember this ?) a waterfall . Isn’t it lovely?

Location : Morning at Home  , Adi woke up with a full bladder.

Adi ( in the bathroom , naughty smile ) : Mummy , mummy Look waterfall !

Calvin peeing
Yes , this is Calvin peeing , expression reminded me of my Son showing his “waterfall” Image courtesy – Google.

 

Nope , nope , nope , no , no , no son ..nahi!

THAT ! is not what I meant!

Do you have a good heart?

This was in my facebook feed today .I think it is a wonderful advice , one all of us should follow . Literally !

Heart :   hmm Good advice , how do I follow it?

  1. Make a list of all friends. Let’s call it list A.
  2. Google ” How to cut open heart”.
  3. Google ” What is a good heart” ? Red, juicy , ¬†4 chambers , beating rhythmically¬†, pay attention to sound : lub-dub , dhak-dhak,ding-dong ?
  4. Get the first person from the list A. Follow instructions from  2 and 3.
  5. All good ? Congratulations ! I found a good person with a good heart.
  6. Bad heart?    Move friend to not-my-friend list.
  7. Get the next person from list A ,repeat 5 and 6.
  8. Very Important ¬†: Don’t get caught cutting heart open. You do not want to be friend with people from jail.
  9. Be a good citizen , tell the friend in not-my-friend list that the heart is not good. Nope , nope , nope my X-friend , you have a bad heart. I saw it.
  10. Spread the word. Post it on FB , twitter , Instagram , write a post.
  11. Start a company to do the service above. Employ doctors. That will be the professional way to do it.Huge hit , make millions ..
  12. With millions in bank account , buy a bungalow. Move from apartment to bungalow.
  13. A new swanky car , which I cannot drive myself. So get a driver. 24/7
  14. More bull shit…..

At this point, Head could not take it anymore (yelling) : Stop this crazy shit and get back to work.

Uff , If only I had a supporting head !!!

 

 

‚ÄúBecause of lower gravity, a person who weighs 100kg on earth would only weigh 38kg on the surface of Mars‚ÄĚ

How I wish I could live , eat , sleep , drink on Earth , but check my weight only on Mars.

 

 

Egg is yummy , nice on tummy but comes from bummy , says my hubby!

Scene 1:

Me and Husband eating boiled egg-potato curry with steamed rice for dinner. Am in good mood. Even though egg is not fish , I consider anything that moves or has capacity to move , if not eaten in its embryonic state qualifies for a good dinner and happy stomach.

PS: Now that I have it written , it sounds kind of gross.. to eat living breathing creatures which could move, crawl or moan.

PPS :My head quickly throws above PS out of window and I strike it out.  

Anyways, Back to dinner.

HappyEggs

Egg is yummy and nice on tummy!

Scene 2 :
With happy stomach , we sat down with son to watch Ant bully -The movie.

Lucas the boy , sits to eat with his ant-friends what they¬†call honeydew “treat”. Its a wobbly-dobbly green blob liquid. Lucas loved it and finishes it off quickly ,prompting an ant to ask if he wants more.¬†Of-course he wants more. Its so tasty. It’s a treat ,

The ant turns around , happily places the bowl to collect more of the “treat” coming out of a caterpillar’s bottom.

Holy Lord ,¬†Lucas was eating caterpillar’s poop!

Me : Ewwwww , that is gross.. I can never ever have anything , however tasty it is ,coming out of any creature’s bottom!

Husband  Evil laughs for 5 minutes

After 5 minutes,  What do you think  ,where does egg come from ?

BadEgg

Egg is no yummy , comes from bummy , says my hubby

And¬†the winner of¬†The Best Birthday Gift from an Indian wife to her¬†husband during Indian summer¬†(Drum rolling…)

Time spent in making the elaborate birthday special dinner ,  his favorite actually , inside kitchen which unmistakably , miserably,  undeniably  , and indisputably  transforms into a hot furnace when mercury soars and bloody wind escapes to celebrate spring in west!

Happy Birthday Sweetie ‚̧ . I made your favorite prawns.

 

 

Quote for today.

“The best way to eat chicken curry -cook it today , put it in fridge, eat it tomorrow.”

Quote for tomorrow.

“You are welcome, Yes am awesome!”

 

Multitask

4:30

I always knew I could multitask . I can close my eyes , relax muscles , rest my head on pillow.. WHILE am lying parallel to ground. Phew!

That is four¬†perfectly,genius-ly , certainly difficult-ly done¬†task .. all at the same time…!

4:35

Googling “geniusly” and “difficultly” as spell check is screaming! ¬†Sweetie , I think I might have invented TWO¬†new words today! I can multi-task bloody inventing¬†words!

4:40

This suits the Daily Prompt:

Take¬†ten minutes ‚ÄĒ no pauses! ‚ÄĒ to write about¬†anything, unfiltered and unedited.