This was in my facebook feed today .I think it is a wonderful advice , one all of us should follow . Literally !
Heart : hmm Good advice , how do I follow it?
- Make a list of all friends. Let’s call it list A.
- Google ” How to cut open heart”.
- Google ” What is a good heart” ? Red, juicy , 4 chambers , beating rhythmically , pay attention to sound : lub-dub , dhak-dhak,ding-dong ?
- Get the first person from the list A. Follow instructions from 2 and 3.
- All good ? Congratulations ! I found a good person with a good heart.
- Bad heart? Move friend to not-my-friend list.
- Get the next person from list A ,repeat 5 and 6.
- Very Important : Don’t get caught cutting heart open. You do not want to be friend with people from jail.
- Be a good citizen , tell the friend in not-my-friend list that the heart is not good. Nope , nope , nope my X-friend , you have a bad heart. I saw it.
- Spread the word. Post it on FB , twitter , Instagram , write a post.
- Start a company to do the service above. Employ doctors. That will be the professional way to do it.Huge hit , make millions ..
- With millions in bank account , buy a bungalow. Move from apartment to bungalow.
- A new swanky car , which I cannot drive myself. So get a driver. 24/7
- More bull shit…..
At this point, Head could not take it anymore (yelling) : Stop this crazy shit and get back to work.
Uff , If only I had a supporting head !!!