Am thankful for the little things , You should be too !

There are some actions we go through every day , follow it unconsciously . Actions which gives us immense pleasure in life , peace of mind , relaxation of muscles , stress busters…. all unknowingly unselfishly.

Do we pause to enjoy these ? acknowledge ..?

Nooo. We ignore , coz , as usual humans are ungrateful beings!

Not me , not anymore , not in new year.

Am gonna thank and appreciate all the good things that happened to me this year and will continue to be thankful till my last breath.

Happiness is ,

Early in the morning when bladder is sending SOS signals to brain ; but son won’t let go , wants to hug on for some more time while the bowel is screaming “Now”. At the nth moment, deceive ,run for life , sit and release yourself !

Happiness at last amidst all “Mummy” screams!

Isn’t that SOME FEELING of relief 🙂 . It is pure pleasure , happiness.. if you pause to feel it.

Start from office for home( in hurry ), dare to ignore pokes from bladder. Drive straight to home. Park the scooter , get to the lift lobby . Lift is stuck at 2nd floor for whatever idiotic reason I can’t dwell on now .  Get in the lift (finally!) press your floor button. Hurry with the keys , fumble drop , pick up . Never-mind the keys, ring the door-bell , Someone , anyone pls  open the door NOW.

Rush to the bathroom.

It isn’t waste leaving our body .. its pressure , its stress and its “Sukun” at last.

And alas we don’t even thank God for our daily trip to bathroom. Do we ? We thank HIM for food , money , car , family .. but ?

PS : Just to be clear here , Pee and Poo , both gives me same sense of relief. I want to credit both to bring happiness in my life!


Now this is something we humans as civilized society refuses to acknowledge point blank. We behave as if it never happens , I don’t, I didn’t hear a thing. One of my friend , just won’t listen about my farting adventures. Hates it , refuses to believe everyone fart’s including princess of Disney world.

Flash news  hero – We fart , everyone does. The whush, the paaa , the peeee sound or the noiseless impact. Unload  the big gas vent and feel the magic.

It’s natural , its healthy and what’s more – it’s fun! comes with the bonus point – muscle relaxation..

So go ahead , enjoy the life’s greatest pleasure of farting (more fun in front of your gf ). From now on , I will not pretend I didn’t do it. No more. Am a die hard fart fan! Paaeeeeeeeeeeeee.

PS: My husband always encourages me , says we can never be out of gas when he has me !

Itching and scratchy

Itching ? where .. eeesspecially at that unreachable , totally in-incommunicado part on my back . Any hand that comes for rescue is a blessed one!
Aaah sweetie, a little to left , up , center , wait stop right there and JALDI now! Oh Don’t stop , a little more . plsssss.

Isn’t that SOME FEELING ?
Driving on my scooter , suddenly , I feel something,the impulse is very strong. I come to stop and rush to home , what is the first thing I do ?
Scratch !

Doesn’t it feel like attainment ? Nirvana! Blessings! Am a step closure to God and at that moment my destiny is to just scratch that itch !
We should be thankful to itches ,  it tells us about the muscle , the corner ,the body cell that we never care, exists.

PS: My husband appreciates this already. He is trying to teach my son how to play with car on track very strategically located at his back, while he is lying face down ,


I have so far a bit un-fortunate in this , I do not burp often , as often as I wish.
Am aware of the satisfaction one gets from it . I know it . I have seen it. In the eyes of my father , uncle , aunts. The eyes are satisfied , happy followed by burrrrrp of a good meal.
A good burp says a lot about the meal.
You don’t need to thank , tip or acknowledge the cook. Just burp !

Buuuuuurrrp  Lady ! that was superb meal.

PS: I will practice burp , let’s all resolve to learn to burp and be thankful for full stomach.


Need I say about its importance and how much we yawn and just yawn and yawn . but just not talk about how grateful we do it!

It’s the best way out to tell BORE , SLEEPY without uttering a word?

I mean , Yawn doesn’t lie.

PS: Am grateful for yawn coz this tells my little hero is sleepy and with some efforts on bed , he will sleep and I can watch my episodes of GoT!


Moral of the story:

Don’t be an asshole – Burp , Yawn , Poo , Pee or Fart. Be thankful for little pleasures in life.


Bmuuwaaah My Reign of Terror !

One-to-one meeting with my Project Manager at work about my work , feedback , general stuffs but no appraisal,no hike  yet..

Wait , did I say No appraisal ? Then Why the hell am I in this meeting?

The conversation

Manager : Himadri , we are very happy with your work.

Me (feeling excited within , but act cool ):  Thank you.

Manager : But here are some feedback from your colleagues and this is just perspective .

Me ( Grrrrrr give me the name and address , I have murder streak somedays and I can fix this issues on those days..) Yup , am listening.

Manager : S said there might be some folks in our team who are afraid to approach you.

Me ( Grrrrr , Grrr) : Okay.

Me  in my head : Did he said afraid ?

Manager : I know you say what you want to say and do blah blah , but some of the folks see the open discussion as threat .. blah blah blah .. hesitate …. too open .. blah ..blah.. afraid to approach you blah blah blah ..

I was still at contemplating “afraid of ME” and manager was already in second half of the story ..

My Reign of terror

Afraid of me , WOW so people are terrified of me! afraid of me . I have my own subjects who are afraid of me , hesitate to talk to me , come and work with me everyday but are terrified me ! My own “Reign of Terror” .

So that is the reason M never looks up to me when I speak to him . He just keeps looking at the monitor and says “Yes , you did break your laptop ! Thrice! I saw it with my own eyes”! Reason for why A never ever tries to question me saying How can I ask Architect to … N, never ever utter a word in my presence , just smile and agree with whatever I say. This is a good approach , never upset me , might bite you 😀

I  should know the names , a list of names, definitely. Imagine the possibility I have now in my hands. I have established , worked my way up to terrorize people , to make them feel threatened and now its reap time.

My evil self is popping his head every sec now “why the hell are you doing this yourself , you have a stream of people ready to do anything less I Bmummmmwaaah them into sand!”

List to do

  • I could use my “terror” to make people do things annoyingly stupid , just below my grey cells to do .. like filling up time sheet every freaking friday.  My brain is so powerful to multi task , that you seriously cannot categorize it as “Did Project X from 1030 to 1130” . I can multitask , can do hundreds of things .. So while this “afraid” team member of mine fills the time sheet , my brain can complete another task in hand .. like choosing the handbag  from ebay.
  •  Print outs ,  Should I waste my enormous energy to “fix” printer ? The printer really knows how to teach us the road paper travels through its interiors to give us final out. It says Tray A is jammed , then B is jammed so on and so forth.  You fix the jam , you are rewarded with the final print and the knowledge that the printer has A B C D trays ! It’s time for the afraid guy to know the trays of printer! Or better yet , can I terrorize printer a machine?
  •  A cup of coffee on my desk before I start my work is must and who is better to do then “not me self” but ” that shivering afraid guy “! Second thoughts-  Coffee is the time when I establish my reign, spread it, recruit more “afraid” people.. I have to do this task myself! Strike this off list.
  • Have you ever ever filled documents for VISA . The Swedes wants to know my family tree .They have a document to fill in all details of each of your family member. Then there are plenty more document to submit. Hmm , lemme pick one of my afraid subject to do this stupid task.

As days will pass, the list and my terror should increase to the level that I just have to utter a word and thing will be done. I already feel like am a big body builder with enormous muscle power , huge eyes and a gigantic roaring voice and rest of the world is shivering quivering afraid people from Lilliput..


PS : Are you afraid of me ? Not yet ? Bwaaaaahhh … Now ?

PPS : If you are my friend I can actually ask my “afraid” subjects to do your task ! Perk to be the one with boss 🙂