Scene : Dinner time , no chicken , no fish , not every egg. Okra fry and Indian bread. My life sucks!
Suddenly , I feel a pain in my heart. OMG ! Am I having a heart attack?
My head tries to focus on food , trying best to relish it , but my heart has given up. So you see “the” heart attack.
This is how blabbing goes…
I have always felt pain and sorry for vegans. I mean , what do you get to eat as vegetarians? I see them jumping at paneer dish , craving for chole-batura.
Oh my ! What a pity …Have they ever tasted keema rolls??
Head : .. You seriously can’t be saying this ?
No , no , I do. really. With all my heart , I feel for them. A good vegan food is an oxymoron.
Head: Oh C’ON , veggie is good.
I know I should not be saying this on a public post , I will get backlash from all my vegan fan following..Sign! Not to mention my vegan friends.
Head: fan? Do you mean the ceiling fan ….. ha ha ha I mean this is your best joke ever!
Ignoring head , he is a nut….
Head: You are confused again, I am you , your head. I cannot be He. Wrong pronoun lady. Again!
How can you be Me, you just advocated for vegans!
Head: You do know capsicum is your favourite. You like Began ka bharta and Aloo pitika is the best mashed potato in the world!
So, I have few favourite. But I cannot live on veg alone , I mean I need chicken , egg or fish.
My refrigerator needs protein , and so does my stomach.
My liver needs to filter some chicken soup and my eyes are looking out for surmai fish , covered with semolina , soaked in masala , ting of lemon juice, cooked slowly on a pan with mustard oil . Aaah !
I hate my dinner . And my vegan friends , I will show some solidarity and be happy and jump at paneer butter masala , but my true love will always be ..
Head (to his
fans vegan fans ) : This is not my heart!