Scene 1:

Me and Husband eating boiled egg-potato curry with steamed rice for dinner. Am in good mood. Even though egg is not fish , I consider anything that moves or has capacity to move , if not eaten in its embryonic state qualifies for a good dinner and happy stomach.

PS: Now that I have it written , it sounds kind of gross.. to eat living breathing creatures which could move, crawl or moan.

PPS :My head quickly throws above PS out of window and I strike it out.  

Anyways, Back to dinner.

HappyEggs

Egg is yummy and nice on tummy!

Scene 2 :
With happy stomach , we sat down with son to watch Ant bully -The movie.

Lucas the boy , sits to eat with his ant-friends what they call honeydew “treat”. Its a wobbly-dobbly green blob liquid. Lucas loved it and finishes it off quickly ,prompting an ant to ask if he wants more. Of-course he wants more. Its so tasty. It’s a treat ,

The ant turns around , happily places the bowl to collect more of the “treat” coming out of a caterpillar’s bottom.

Holy Lord , Lucas was eating caterpillar’s poop!

Me : Ewwwww , that is gross.. I can never ever have anything , however tasty it is ,coming out of any creature’s bottom!

Husband  Evil laughs for 5 minutes

After 5 minutes,  What do you think  ,where does egg come from ?

BadEgg

Egg is no yummy , comes from bummy , says my hubby


20 responses to “Egg is yummy , nice on tummy but comes from bummy , says my hubby!”

  1. lisamariagardiner Avatar

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  2. Puspanjalee Das Dutta Avatar

    Oh dear! I am laughing like a maniac 😂

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  3. lovehappily Avatar

    Hahaha! Egg rocks!

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    1. Hira Avatar

      yup .. right next to fish and chicken 😀

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  4. cinlorac Avatar

    Hahaha! 😀

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  5. theclippedbutterfly Avatar
    theclippedbutterfly

    Haha.. I really LOL’d 😀

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    1. Hira Avatar

      Thanks for visiting 🙂

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  6. itsmeharshi Avatar

    You shouldn’t have posted that…bum thing😕😕
    I loved eggs….
    You are killing all my likes one by one
    Not cool😂😂😂😂😆😆😄😄

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    1. Hira Avatar

      Screw the post .. egg rocks 😉

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      1. itsmeharshi Avatar

        Yo…..😎😎

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  7. timelesswheel Avatar
    timelesswheel

    Hahaha awesome post ☺ Very amusing!

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    1. Hira Avatar

      he he , thank you 🙂

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  8. SyedaFR Avatar

    Ohh dear!!! This is hilarious! 😂😂😂

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    1. Hira Avatar

      Ohh dear!thank you 😀

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      1. SyedaFR Avatar

        You’re welcome!

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  9. Shoaib Avatar
    Shoaib

    Hahahaha hahahahahha xD omg

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