New year resolutions , revised.

2016

December is here !

And I have energy kicking in, waiting to sprout with new resolution new determination for the new year!
I should think about my new year resolutions soon..Soon, to channel the energy in right direction ;to orchestrate core competency and empower to achieve scalability and think out of box ..

“To infinity and beyond!” Applause!

Head : You are not giving a session at office!

murmuring  Well, I was coming to the topic , if you had some patience..

Head: So being the master of the body , am the legit organ to propose the list of new year resolution.

“The List”

Yes , Yes , A list coz I believe life is too short to do so much , So start early , plan better with a “list”.

Head: sure? , The list is not so you lament at the end “the list was bloody too long , I could not..”

Grrr , Head ! Alright I will take a bloody oath this time!

The Oath.

I , a good smart heart with a don head !, swear in the name the God of my father and  my father-in-law ( you see ,they don’t pray to the same God, so such double trouble ); by the old and the new God, by the God of fire and light , by the God of “Games of thrones” and “Lord of the rings”, I shall abide by the list . I shall not deviate from the list. I shall live or die protecting the list.

Fix the state of happening around me

Head: So let’s start with fixing things this year.

yes , am sure of doing this, This year . I cant bear to see this state of happening around me any more…..I don’t understand how and why it happens…all that is happening in the world around us.

Head: You mean “happening” in your apartment, at your home ?

hmm …well I really don’t know when the apartment goes from clean to clutter….

Head : Then stop like you are worrying hell about world peace and get to the point..
murmuring I hate this head of mine , My resolution is to exchange it with head of any dumb wit model anytime of day/month/year.
Head: along with the dumb wit model’s ass ?

Ignoring …..
Wait , actually its not a bad idea “picture a new me , in new year , in a new avatar purely due to exchange of ass and head.”

Head : Soooo we were saying to keep apartment clean…

Yes , My first resolution is to have a clean apartment , so I don’t have panic attack every time the door bell rings!

On second thought..rather second heartbeat.

Don’t you think it would be too much to commit for a whole year ? 365 days? Is it leap year..2016?. I mean I do not have a big apartment , but I do have a super active son who has a super lazy mother.
Head : super lazy mother of your son will be you, wont be?
Revised resolution
This year in 2016 , I resolve to keep  a neat and clean “Dinning Table” , all of it . Applause !
Head: You lazy ass .. Maid cleans the dinning table every day.

 Start the day early , wake up at 6.

Head: You must wake up at 6.  Am up at 6 , why can’t you be?

Yes! I have to learn to get up early.

At 6.

Isn’t it  dark during winters and rains and post monsoons. Sign! So it is not wise…

Head suspiciously :  That leaves only summer from March to May… 3 out of 12 months. 

murmuring  So it is not wise to wake soooo early. We could settle for 8 ?

Revised resolution
I resolve to wake up at 6 ..during summers only.  Applause!

Head : Eh? what’s new .. You were getting up daily at 8 this whole year !!

GOSH , you are so like pain in ass kind of head!

Okay , It’s my turn to think of resolution.

Go to sleep early ,at 9.

Head : At 9 ! ROFL!

What ? I can , I will go to bed at 9. Early to bed , early to rise ,makes a man healthy wealthy and wise.
Head: The healthy wealthy wise woman won’t get to see her daily dose of TV!

Revised Resolution

I resolve to go to sleep as soon as watching all episodes of GoT , Homeland , Comedy night’s with Kapil and reading all the blogs , posts … Applause!

Next one is am gonna Rock at office!

Head: hahaha, Rock , as in stone ?

Be a kick-ass ,smart-jack, know-it-all architect/developer, mentor team members , spread love and happiness at office , encourage , empower
and NOT I repeat do NOT terrorize anyone at office.

Head : Your team members at office do not read your post.
So what ? Am not doing it for them. Am doing it for me , I have to be a better per….

Head stop-pretending-look :Neither does your Boss !

Bloody hell!
Revised resolution
I will be kick-ass tormentor at work , super scary me! Applause!

Next.

Watch at least one Rohit Shetty’s movie.

Where don fly , cars crash , topples and movie story is never ever written or revised..
Head worried : wait ! You can’t do this. Am soooooo not going for this. You will have to go headless! 

Evil laugh hahahah. Now I have to see movie. One each week for whole of 2016 😀

Head begging : You cannot torture me like this… 😦 

hahahhah, Let’s bold it , so the head knows what heart wants ,  gets!

Aha! I think am gonna watch one Rohit Shetty’s movie per week.

Happy new year folks!  Applause!


PS : My husband hopes I stop dancing in front of TV.
Husband: The idea of watching TV is to watch TV , not “Nagin” dance you!

I would like to remind him he has to spend all the new year’s of his life with me and my head .Better be in my good friends list all time!

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18 thoughts on “New year resolutions , revised.

  1. I am have been postponing writing my new year’s resolutions and now it’s fifth, already. B-t-w, this is the most entertaining post on resolutions that I’ve read 😀 keep it up! Look forward to more 🙂

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